I know there is much on your mind nowadays so let’s brush
all that under the rug since you have won the election. No need to fret about
anything, just gather together the troops, VP elect Vance, a few top
Congressional leaders and head out and golf your way through America.
You can tour all the major golf courses, then once you have
done that hit the best country club course for each major city. And maybe for
the really big cities hit the top two or three.
Oh you might have to sign a bill or two each year to fund
the budget, but hey no worries. The Senate and House can continue to produce
continuing resolutions, leaving the budget as it is now. No worries about how
much to give each agency, no listening to squabbles from Congress about all
their pet projects, just keep the budget as it is for the next four years then
let the next administration deal with the headaches.
As you say everyone loves you abroad so need to get tangled
up in any new wars, let NATO and everyone else deal with Russia and Iran, just
stay out of it all. The next administration can pick up where Biden left off
and deal with Russia. Israel will take care of Iran and I know you won’t fret
about what really happens to Israel as long as Saudi Arabia keeps funding all
your most crazy business adventures.
So pack up, get new sets of clubs to try out and hit the
links for the next four years. You won so nothing left to prove. Happy trails.
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