Monday, March 23, 2020

Mr. President, do you want to be re-elected?


If you do, then the first thing you need to do is put the health of all Americans first.
I know there is a conspiracy theory myth that dead people vote for Democrats, but that is not true and dead people cannot vote for you. Why you ask? Because they are dead. It is not because they are broke. It is because they are dead. 
You keep people alive then eventually the economy will come around. Maybe not tomorrow, but eventually. Dead people cannot buy stocks, nor cars, nor groceries, nor shoes, nor get haircuts, nor go out to eat, nor go to the movies, nor buy gasoline, nor clean houses, nor do nails, nor make computers, nor drive trucks, nor build houses, nor build roads, nor pay bills, nor take care of children, nor answer phones,  basically they cannot do anything. And if they are alive and are eating up resources because they cannot breathe on their own anymore, or their health is affected another way and they have to go on Medicaid because they cannot work anymore, then they eat up government resources and fill up nursing homes which eat up more resources so the government cannot help billionaires buy more stock and have less taxes. 
So if you want to do the billionaire’s club a favor, work on the pandemic first, keep people well, save us from ourselves because if not then people might get a bit ticked off at you and then they won’t vote for you. 
Simple Mr. President, one alive person equals one vote and one million alive people equal one million votes and so on. Excessive amounts of dead relatives mean excessive amounts of people not too happy. Maybe not in your family, maybe so, who knows, but for many families, they happen to love and cherish their parents, spouses, and children. A Mom with two or three children and no husband/Dad because he went back to work too soon because you and your billionaire’s club convinced everyone it was okay to go out may not be too happy. A family watching their beloved Mother and Grandmother on a video stream suffer horribly for two weeks then die and they never get to say goodbye may remember come election day.

Just in case it matters Mr. President the stock market has come back every time. Only once has someone come back from the dead. And speaking of that guy who came back from the dead, not too many people are going to be able to get dressed up in a couple of weeks to celebrate the feast. That is going to weigh heavy on many souls. 
Just some thoughts in case you actually do want to get re-elected.

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